I have to kiddies of my own and to think that I'd keep them out until midnight to buy a freakin' BOOK (which will be there in the morning, they shipped millions, folks) is lunacy. Another case of people across the world pathetically seeking to be "part of the story" or of the "big event". Why? So they can say that they stood in line until midnight or maybe so they can proclaim "aren't we cool parents?!" Nope, you're losers!
In a related event, apparently the Satanic Bible is a pretty hot seller.
Finally, a check of the calendar does indeed reveal that it's June. We all know what that means, right Sox fans? It's time for the swoon!